The Wasabi Incident

 

Setting:  My office throws me a birthday party at a sushi bar.  

Context:  Rita unwittingly gives Jim, our favorite hillbilly from Arkansas, a heaping spoonful of "avocado."  Neither one has ever been to a sushi bar, much less tasted wasabi . . . 

Memorable lines:  "Oh, s@#%, that was wasabi!"; and  "Rita . . . Damnit!"